On the third day of Christmas, my true sent me an ad for a champion bass boat!
Details from seller:
2004 champion bass boat 196, 200 mercury optimax, satelite tracking, color graph,lots of guages, twin axle trailor.bought new march 2006, showroom model. approx 70 hours on motor. garaged all time.paid $35000, asking $29000.
Other than that has 4 wheels and tires under it…..tha’s NOT a car! 😉