making love

Old 06-21-2008, 07:32 PM
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Making Luv ??



The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."



The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."



Then the hilljack says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."
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Old 06-21-2008, 10:55 PM
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NOW THATS FUNNY!!
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:08 AM
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good one!!
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:51 PM
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lmfao Tod :!: :!:
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Old 06-23-2008, 09:06 PM
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EWWWWWWW.HAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:25 AM
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I tried that but she didn't hit the ceiling... she hit me...right upside the head.
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:33 PM
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Yep- wipe the curtains... that's offically how you can make her scream twice in one night.
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