Southerners rule...no offense Northerners

Old 06-26-2008, 08:58 PM
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Default Southerners rule...no offense Northerners

Like I said,Notherners are cool,too. But......FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS



FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.







FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.







FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad







FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.







FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.







FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.







FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.







FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'







FRIENDS: will visit you in jail



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???







FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home







FRIENDS: have you on speed dial



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized







FRIENDS: Are for a while.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.







FRIENDS: Might ignore this.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends





Which one are you?
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Old 06-27-2008, 03:40 AM
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im a yankee
the southern seems a bit gay to me
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Old 06-27-2008, 03:48 AM
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that was great.im as southern as you can get.and i dont mean redneck either.but i dont think its northern or southern friends its true friends
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Old 06-27-2008, 03:52 AM
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hey rapiddawg,, you want to explain that comment
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Old 06-27-2008, 04:24 AM
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southern all the way
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by outlaw256
hey rapiddawg,, you want to explain that comment
Yeah,just out of curiosity,explain please.And outlaw,you're right about "true" friends.
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by rabiddawg
im a yankee
the southern seems a bit gay to me
That my friends, is flowing across the lips of a person from CONNECTICUT!! Talk about gay liberalism!! Next to Massachusetts, that is the most liberal state in the country!! A judge refused to send a pedophile to prison because he was to small to protect himself from the other inmates!! Anyone besides me remember that?

Seriously rabiddawg, just messin with you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: From MOST of your post I can see you really want to be like us down here. 8)

Just one more thing:

Have you ever heard a Southerner say " I am moving up north"?
Them northerners burn up the asphalt to move down here though!!

OK really, last thing:

Clean up the South, give a yankee a bus ticket home!! 8) :lol: :lol:
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Old 06-27-2008, 06:09 AM
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FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
sorry im not into hugging and kissing guys.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
real men dont cry they get even.

FRIENDS: will visit you in jail

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???
OKAY????
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
damn sounds like a sallyboy homemaker to me?
really up here we sneek in the beer at the hospital and a few hookers to cheer ya up.
hehe i like busting the southern guys.
hey just because you lost the war plz dont hold grudges will ya.
only joking BTW
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Old 06-27-2008, 06:31 AM
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rabbidawg,
never took it any other way than a little ribbing between folks. Have a good day dude :!:
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:34 AM
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Go home Neil Young, we'll remember. Southern man don't need you around anyhow!
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