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Old 01-17-2012, 04:26 PM
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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
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Old 01-17-2012, 05:33 PM
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lol.
I could probably have bought a KFC by now. There is one about a mile from my house and I go there at least 4 or 5 times a week.
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:00 PM
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:28 PM
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LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:




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Old 01-18-2012, 07:43 AM
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That's pretty good. I needed that today!!!

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Old 01-18-2012, 08:43 AM
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Lively, thank you, I needed that today :!: :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:14 AM
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THATS PRETTY FUNNY BUDDY!!! but i hate chicken. i aint eatin anything that eats its own shi-.and we had them and i gave them to the coyotes, they like anything.
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:19 AM
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