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Old 02-26-2011, 09:23 AM
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America ! That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa ." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
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Old 02-26-2011, 01:10 PM
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Russians are the craziest of them all. I speak russian fluently, have been many times in russia, finland sweden, latvia etc but a bunch of moral-lacking, backstabbing drunk-around-the-clock people live in Mother Russia. They actually invented vodka to keep the peasents on the leash. I mean, who does that.
But.. The average russians welcoming and warmness are above normal. You step in their house and already you have a new family. They welcome people like its learned from book and there will beatings if you do it in an other way.
Well, coming from Estonia, I dont actually shout my origin out loud in Russia. For some creepy reason they dislike us. (We took there war icons and other statues down when we became free. We see Military occupation when they see Freeing estonians from Germany and keeping the peace)




And a joke too.

Estonian, german and russian are on a plane and they can escape the plane only if each of them throws something out.
German throws out video recorder. Others ask why? German answers: "Eh, we have lots of them."
Russian throws out a bottle of vodka. Others ask why? Russian answers: "Eh, we have lots of them."
Estonian throws out the russian. German asks why? Estonian answers: "Eh, we have lots of them."
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Old 02-26-2011, 04:16 PM
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thats a good one DD, working for a living cause were taking
what their giving, and that looks like my neighbor beating
his wife, heh heh :wink:
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