FOR THE GALS !

Old 12-10-2009, 09:16 AM
  #1  
TheYellaBrick
Senior Member
RACING JUNKIE
Thread Starter
 
TheYellaBrick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Emmett, Idaho
Posts: 7,334
Default FOR THE GALS !

1. Men are like
Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like.
Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like
Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.

4.
Men are like
Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5.
Men are like
Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like
Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like
Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like
Government Bonds
They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like
Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.
Men are like
Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.
Men are like
Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12.
Men are like
Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.
Men are like
Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
TheYellaBrick is offline  
Old 12-22-2009, 07:18 AM
  #2  
TheYellaBrick
Senior Member
RACING JUNKIE
Thread Starter
 
TheYellaBrick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Emmett, Idaho
Posts: 7,334
Default Ho-Ho-Ho.............

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known....

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheYellaBrick is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service