Don't get your a$$ kicked-follow the rules

Old 11-13-2009, 11:02 AM
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Rules for kicking'
> ass
> Rules for the Nonmilitary
> Make sure you read #13
> Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our
> great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
> military.
> For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a
> few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
> 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during
> the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
> 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
> protest - kick their ass.
> 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
> amount of respect to all veterans.
> If you see anyone doing otherwise,
> quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
> very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
> sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold
> them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
> 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
> Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
> others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.
> Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were
> seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your
> ass kicked.
> 5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them,
> 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such
> ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
> 6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast
> Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their
> ass.
> 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag)
> prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to
> her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military
> member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure
> to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
> 8.
> Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or veteran. We
> are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party
> affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief
> (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC
> regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens
> inside those big important buildings where all those representatives
> meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up
> the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If
> you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
> your ass kicked.
> 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying
> it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would
> kick your ass!
> 10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying
> 'Let's go kill those! Commies !' And stop asking us where he is!
> Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me
> - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me
> know, so I can go kick their ass!
> 11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead'
> (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid'
> (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*),'Weekend Warrior'
> (*National
> Guard*) etc.,
> are terms of
> endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service
> member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them
> could get your ass kicked.
> 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
> military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving
> and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please
> remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,
> marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their
> families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make
> every day.
> Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.0D
> 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of
> the press.'
> 'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of
> speech.'
> 'It's the Veteran, not the community
> organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'
> 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
> and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to
> burn the flag.'
> 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national
> anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
> If you got this email and didn't pass it on - !
> guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!
> I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.
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