Sheriff Application

Old 09-29-2009, 01:43 PM
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A man seeking to join a south Texas sheriffs dept. is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications
all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must
take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"That's the attitude we want,!" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

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Old 09-29-2009, 01:56 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 09-29-2009, 04:38 PM
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Has the job been filled yet? I can start tonight :lol:
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Old 09-29-2009, 04:42 PM
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hee hee heee, thats what i thought when i read it, "why the rabbit"? :wink:
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:38 AM
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LOL I got it.

Call me weird, but I always thought Alice was kinda hot in them dresses.
Women need to wear more dresses, something about that easy acess :shock:
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by signsbyesa
hee hee heee, thats what i thought when i read it, "why the rabbit"? :wink:
Me too...LMAO
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