the Drunk

Old 09-18-2009, 04:14 AM
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.Afew minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk,
"and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Old 09-18-2009, 04:20 AM
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:shock: :shock:
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Old 09-18-2009, 09:55 AM
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busted out laughing again! u guys got good funnies!!!
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Old 09-21-2009, 04:56 AM
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man i got coffee in my nose! FUNNY
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Old 09-21-2009, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by outlaw256
man i got coffee in my nose! FUNNY

You're old enough to know better than to drink and read jokes at the same time. :lol:
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Old 09-21-2009, 01:41 PM
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