Some of you guys can relate

Old 08-11-2009, 04:41 AM
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Default Some of you guys can relate

'OLD' IS WHEN...
> Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
> and make love,' and you answer,
> 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
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>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> Your friends compliment you
> on your new alligator
> shoes and you're barefoot.
>
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> A sexy babe catches your fancy
> and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> Going braless
> pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
> to go along.
>
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> 'Getting a little action'
> means you don't need to take any fiber today.
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> An 'all nighter' means not getting up
> to use the bathroom.
>
> AND
>
> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> You are not sure these are jokes?
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>
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Old 08-11-2009, 09:52 AM
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:shock: :shock: MAN I AM OLD!!!! :shock: :shock:
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:54 AM
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i hate to say this but.... you know your getting old when you sit
down and you sit on your acorns, ouch
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by signsbyesa
i hate to say this but.... you know your getting old when you sit
down and you sit on your acorns, ouch
Acorns that used to be hardballs :P :P :P
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:09 PM
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don't get me wrong, their still hard, but their just stretching :lol:
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:49 PM
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> 'OLD' IS WHEN...
> Your friends compliment you
> on your new alligator
> shoes and you're barefoot.

LMFAO!!
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