Shared delivery

Old 08-08-2009, 08:37 AM
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
interested, Both said they were very much in favor of it.


The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the
father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the
husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a
notch.


The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.


The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.


At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her
husband were ecstatic.





When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
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Old 08-08-2009, 10:06 AM
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Now that's some funny sh##. And he was probablly 2 or 3 days late with the part he was delivering.
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Old 08-08-2009, 08:59 PM
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chrisr,

you aint right man....lmao
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