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Old 05-15-2009, 07:36 PM
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What MOPAR stand's for;

Massively Over Powered And Respected

Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

Made Of Performance And Reliability

Massively Out Performed All Resistance

And What Chevrolet Stands For;

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips



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Old 05-16-2009, 12:03 AM
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What about fords, they cant be left out.
Found
on
road
dead


I heard all mopars come with walking shoes in the glove box?

So when they break down, you have a nice pair of shoes to walk home with....lol
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Old 05-16-2009, 02:22 AM
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Massively
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Priced
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Rust Buckets
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Old 05-16-2009, 06:53 AM
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My Old Pig Aint Running

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
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Old 05-16-2009, 07:22 AM
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Now this is getting good, But let's not forget-- Fix Or Repair Daily


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Old 05-16-2009, 07:30 AM
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Move Off Pavement And Repair
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Old 05-16-2009, 07:51 AM
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First On Race Day
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Old 05-16-2009, 08:32 AM
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Mercury's
Old
Pistons
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:24 AM
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Flying
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Rendured
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Old 05-16-2009, 10:29 AM
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Steve Hall the comedian with the puppet "Shotgun Red" has a whole bunch of em for ford chevy ..all of em.

Fiat...(in an italian acent) Fix it again Tony

AMC "Aint my car"

Ford Backwards "Driver returns on Foot"

Dodge "Dem old dudes go everywhere"

Ford Flip over and read directions, Flimsy old rebuilt dodge
Pinto Put in new transmision often

GMC Got mechanic coming

Toyota "Too often Yankee overprice this auto"

Chevrolet Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks exhaust toots.
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