New American

Old 04-07-2009, 11:44 PM
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I found this amusing, yet so true.



A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he see's walking down the street and says,

"Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:07 AM
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:shock: :shock: How true.
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Old 04-08-2009, 05:24 AM
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So true, So true......sadly so true :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:53 AM
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That also explains why a democrat would take an early lead on election day....all the republicans were at work.
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:25 PM
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Isn't that the truth! Thanks for sharing that one Charles.
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Old 04-10-2009, 04:42 PM
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YUP, YUP, I FEEL SOOOOOOO USED :cry: :cry: :cry:
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