Don't ya just love those Blondes ?

Old 03-11-2009, 06:38 AM
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Default Don't ya just love those Blondes ?

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's
wife how she would like the body dressed..

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit
he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says,
'I don't care what it costs,
but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight, she finds her husband dressed
in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe;
the suit fits him perfectly .

She says to the mortician,
'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied .

You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful.
How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment,
the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you
for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing.

You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

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Old 03-11-2009, 03:36 PM
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Okay, you really did get me on that one Double/D.
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:19 AM
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man thats the easiest way!!
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Old 03-12-2009, 04:45 AM
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i made and installed signs at the morgue and the bodies seem to
be asleep and would wake up at any moment. they had just built
the new morgue and one of the construction workers that worked
on the morgue was working on another building attached to the
morgue and he fell thru a elevator and was decapatated and
they brought him in the the same morgue he just help to build,
how sad, and i saw his head right next to his body, and i swear,
it did not look real, but it was, poor guy. :cry:
oh and for those of you with alot of tatoos, they do look at them and
comment on them, the "deiner" is the guy who cuts you up, they
would all gather around if the guy had alot of tatoos :?
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