Story with a moral

Old 02-28-2009, 12:20 PM
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.

'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Sharon. She was a fighter pilot in Desert Storm and her plane was hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down just in case the bottle broke, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the HELL away from Aunt Sharon when she's been drinking!' :lol: :lol:
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:27 PM
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GOOD ONE!!! LOL!!
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Old 03-02-2009, 03:52 PM
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Old 03-02-2009, 04:13 PM
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