Mexican Oysters

Old 01-25-2009, 08:23 PM
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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in
Mexico ..

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called
Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor...

Sometimes the bull wins.
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Old 01-25-2009, 08:39 PM
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:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-25-2009, 08:43 PM
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LMAO,,Nice zip.
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Old 01-25-2009, 09:45 PM
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AAAAGGGGGGg.....that'd be worse than BRAIN WORMS....... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:48 AM
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small....ha ha those are what you call "Cojones de hombre" he
heeeeee haaa :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:32 PM
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That was good Zip!! LOL
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:54 PM
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OH ZIPPER????? DR.
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