THE MOLE

Old 12-22-2008, 04:09 PM
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a rich person who woke up one morning and found mole hills all over his lawn. He had spent a lot of time and money to make his lawn look beautiful and was obviously furious at the mole. In fact, he couldn't sleep or eat because he was so troubled. His attempts to capture the mole were unsuccessful and only added to his frustration. Eventually he placed an ad in the local paper looking for a mole catcher. It was the neighbourhood mole trapper who answered the ad and he asked the rich man, "How much will you pay me if I catch the mole?" Without hesitation the rich man replied, "I'll give you 500 dollars, but I also want you to give him the worst death you can think of because of all the sleepless nights and stressful days that mole has caused me."

The next day the mole catcher showed up and said, "I've caught your mole and I've come to collect." The rich man was jubilant, but he had to inquire, "And what death did you give him?" "I gave him the most horrible death I could possibly think of", the catcher replied, "I buried him alive!"

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Old 12-22-2008, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Tod74
a rich person who woke up one morning and found mole hills all over his lawn. He had spent a lot of time and money to make his lawn look beautiful and was obviously furious at the mole. In fact, he couldn't sleep or eat because he was so troubled. His attempts to capture the mole were unsuccessful and only added to his frustration. Eventually he placed an ad in the local paper looking for a mole catcher. It was the neighbourhood mole trapper who answered the ad and he asked the rich man, "How much will you pay me if I catch the mole?" Without hesitation the rich man replied, "I'll give you 500 dollars, but I also want you to give him the worst death you can think of because of all the sleepless nights and stressful days that mole has caused me."

The next day the mole catcher showed up and said, "I've caught your mole and I've come to collect." The rich man was jubilant, but he had to inquire, "And what death did you give him?" "I gave him the most horrible death I could possibly think of", the catcher replied, "I buried him alive!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: THAT FUNNY RIGHT THERE...hahahahhahaaaaa
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Old 12-22-2008, 09:17 PM
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thats funny right there!
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:45 AM
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Well... at least it was a clean joke Tod. Better keep yer' day job though...

anyways...

Here is my courtesy laugh: Ha ha he hoo he ha HO giggle, giggle, coo, tee hee... Giggle, hee HO.


Merry Christmas to you my friend. SCOOTER
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