Blind Bunny

Old 04-12-2008, 02:24 PM
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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and
tripped
over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over
you,
but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was
my
fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see
you
coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've
never
seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're
soft, and
cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a
dear
twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind
of
animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to
examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well,
what
kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold,
you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls...You must be a
POLITICIAN!
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:01 PM
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Love it, you tell good jokes!
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:08 PM
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I just copy and paste good. 8)

Seems like things have been slow around here. Thought I'd try to liven it up.
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Old 04-12-2008, 06:54 PM
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It's deader than a hammer, but never fear I've got my spoon out!
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