gambling blond

Old 01-06-2008, 11:26 AM
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Gambling blond


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blond woman from Florida arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
When I play topless.'

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled,




'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared a each other dumbfounded.




Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know..




I thought you were watching.'

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blonds are dumb.
But, all men..... are men
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:25 PM
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:lol: :lol: Hey,spib,can you find a video of that to post?
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:31 PM
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I WISH
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Old 01-07-2008, 06:57 PM
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Mark, is that how you really lost your job at the Casino??? :lol:
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Old 01-07-2008, 07:49 PM
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LOL YES, but what a way to go
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