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Old 12-27-2007, 02:48 PM
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FINALLY A MALE BLONDE JOKE :


A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND
HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING.

"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,"
CRIES THE WOMAN.

HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S
DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY!
DADDY! UNCLE TED 'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
CLOTHES ON!"

THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO
THE BEDROOM,PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE
WARDROBE DOOR.
SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWER ING
ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND,
"MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING
AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"
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Old 12-28-2007, 10:21 AM
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dee-dee-dee whats so funny about that guys? that happened to me 2 months ago (exept with my neighbor, hmm), luckily she was fine after the doc gave her a 3 hour check up :?

(Im blonde) :wink:
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Old 12-31-2007, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by v8Fiero
dee-dee-dee whats so funny about that guys? that happened to me 2 months ago (exept with my neighbor, hmm), luckily she was fine after the doc gave her a 3 hour check up :?

(Im blonde) :wink:
I wouldn't give out your address; you may all of a sudden get several new "neighbors".
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