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Old 11-27-2007, 05:45 PM
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PERKS OF BEING near 50


1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.


7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limit s as challenges.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
into
the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National
Weather Service.
*17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable
size.**


**19. You can't remember who sent you this list** . **
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Old 11-27-2007, 06:26 PM
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So which side of 50 is "near 50"?

Good stuff.

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Old 11-27-2007, 08:23 PM
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Thanks for posting this sbib I was gonna but I forgot where I put it :roll:
Its so true
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:22 PM
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ahh darn what was i gonna say again . HONEY where are my glasses i can't see what that one guy from ....... EAHHH that guy with the blue truck wrote something and i had something i was gonna say type ....... I wonder if theres videos on here? lol :lol:
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Murff
So which side of 50 is "near 50"?

Good stuff.

Murff
49...51 is near 60 as it passes in a couple of days...
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Old 11-28-2007, 05:19 PM
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4,6,12,16 and 18 are me....I forgot the last one though
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by fastbowtie
Thanks for posting this sbib I was gonna but I forgot where I put it :roll:
Its so true
Donn,...that's what you get for snorting yer Geritol instead of taking it though the I.V. Take it from me,....I get those moments too...........
.....what were we talking about again?...
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