The Purina Diet

Old 10-27-2007, 10:29 PM
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Sparky the
wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.

I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's a$$ and a car hit us both.



I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!



WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
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Old 10-28-2007, 04:44 AM
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I don't care who you are, THAT'S funny. :lol:
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:26 AM
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lmao
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:25 AM
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:47 AM
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I need to try that diet :P :shock: :P
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by chevguy65
I need to try that diet :P :shock: :P
i dont want to know for what reason carl. :shock:
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by lookingaround
Originally Posted by chevguy65
I need to try that diet :P :shock: :P
i dont want to know for what reason carl. :shock:

Not because I like Irish Setters :shock:
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:22 AM
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lol ok
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:16 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Originally Posted by lookingaround
lol ok

Poodles on the other hand....
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