1st grade humor

Old 10-13-2007, 08:27 AM
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1st grade humor



A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of
the proverb.
Their insight may surprise you.

Don't bite the hand that.............. looks dirty

No news is................................impossible

A miss is as good as a............... .. Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new..........math

If you lie down with dogs, you'll........stink in the morning
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Old 10-13-2007, 08:52 AM
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LOL....


Good to see you back Donn!!!!!!!! 8)
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Old 10-13-2007, 12:04 PM
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kids say some of the funniest things. lol. and good to see ya around again donn
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