the walmart return

Old 09-30-2007, 06:49 AM
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....... This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!



A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,


"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
In front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
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She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,


"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,



"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:13 AM
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:lol:
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Old 09-30-2007, 11:12 AM
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Funny,

I always say the exact same thing :P
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:59 PM
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AGAIN I SAY " SPIB YOUR THE BEST" LOL, lol, DAvid
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Old 09-30-2007, 05:14 PM
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LMAO!
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:17 PM
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Never get tired of them wal-mart jokes :lol:
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:21 PM
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lol pretty good
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by chevguy65
Funny,

I always say the exact same thing :P
:lol: Just way too much info,Carl!!!! :lol:
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