Good Joke

Old 08-09-2007, 09:56 PM
  #1  
motorcitythreads
Junior Member
APPRENTICE
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: TULSA, OKLAHOMA
Posts: 13
Default Good Joke

Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his
Wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
Driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT
BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Mark got up really early before work.
When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the
Window. And sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box
Sitting in the middle of the driveway.
Confused the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway
And took the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand
New bathroom scale.
Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.
motorcitythreads is offline  
Old 08-09-2007, 10:07 PM
  #2  
jbsjunk
Senior Member
EXPERT BUILDER
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 279
Default

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:lol: :lol:
jbsjunk is offline  
Old 08-10-2007, 05:56 AM
  #3  
spib
Senior Member
RACING JUNKIE
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: EastWenatchee,WA
Posts: 887
Default

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spib is offline  
Old 08-11-2007, 06:45 AM
  #4  
chevguy65
Senior Member
RACING JUNKIE
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: ID
Posts: 1,125
Default

Hey Mark....you feelin better yet?
chevguy65 is offline  
Old 08-11-2007, 05:23 PM
  #5  
ash
Senior Member
MASTER BUILDER
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Faribault, Mn.
Posts: 227
Default

:shock: ops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ash is offline  
Old 08-13-2007, 07:53 AM
  #6  
alscoupe
Senior Member
SENIOR BUILDER
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast
Posts: 124
Default

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
alscoupe is offline  
Old 08-15-2007, 05:24 PM
  #7  
chevy1936
Junior Member
SHOW GUEST
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 7
Default

i want to go in my sleep like my grandfather........not screaming like the passengers in his car. ha
chevy1936 is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service