men and shopping

Old 08-03-2007, 08:03 PM
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Men and shopping

Don't force him to go shopping with you.....

This is why womenshould not take men shopping against their will..

After Mr. and Mrs Fenton retired, Mrs Fenton insisted her husband accompany
her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring &
Preferred to get in &out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against Mr,. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance

1. June15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice onthe floor leading to the wormen's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in housewares.
get on it right away.

5. August 4: Went to the service desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept. 14: Moved a "Caution-Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

Sept.15. Set up a tent in the camp9ing department & told other shoppers he"d invite them in if
they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. Sept. 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed "Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9, Oct.4. Looke right in the security camera & used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the Hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11.DEC.3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12.Dec.6: In the Auto Department , he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13.Dec 18. When an announcement came o ver the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed " Oh No ! IT'S THYOSE VOICES AGAIN! "

14.Dec 21: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yell " PICK ME! PICK me!"

15.dec.23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very lo0udly, " Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

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Old 08-03-2007, 10:06 PM
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I hope I can remember some of those for the next time my wife drags me off to Wally World! :twisted: :shock: 8)
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