the mistress

Old 05-13-2007, 04:54 PM
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering
in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Infinities and Lexus's
in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:07 PM
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Hehehe....cool
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:56 PM
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Thats funny right there.... I don't care who you are.....
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