Only in Texas

Old 05-08-2007, 06:45 PM
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Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas . Too bad......

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving */#! out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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Old 05-08-2007, 07:20 PM
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I don't care where it happened, that is too darn funny
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Old 05-08-2007, 07:25 PM
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long time ago at a van halen concert david lee roth said put 5,000 people in a arena the temperture goes up 20 degrees and the iq goes down 20 points! yep i agree travis!
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Old 05-09-2007, 01:09 AM
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1travis,... Funny! :lol: Gotta love those stories where lawyers get the short end of the stick(really)
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:25 AM
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I saw a lawyer the other day with his hands actually in his own pockets.



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Old 05-09-2007, 08:17 AM
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YEAH----AND HE WASN'T HAPPY WITH WHAT HE FOUND!!!!!NOTHING TO SCREW YOU WITH :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 05-09-2007, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by 3dracing
I saw a lawyer the other day with his hands actually in his own pockets.
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He must have been lying in a casket....By the way, the lawyer in the joke, could perhaps he be the lawyer for "Poor Little Paris Hilton :P
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:19 AM
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I had a '69 Camaro chassis car and a friend of mine that is actually a lawyer came by one day and wanted to sit in it. I told him to duck in and put your head in first and then slide your butt in. So what did he do , he tries to put his butt in first and I told him that was just like a lawyer not to know his head from his ass.





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Old 05-12-2007, 10:36 PM
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1)You know what they call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A [email protected] good start!

2)What's the difference between a shame and a crying shame?

A shame is finding out a bus load of lawyers went over a cliff, a crying shame is finding out there was one empty seat!

3)Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional courtesy!

AND I could go on all day.
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