George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Old 05-03-2007, 05:52 AM
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Default George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide
a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to
both the problems,

George Carlin
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:55 AM
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GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:44 AM
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Sounds like a winner to me!
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:12 PM
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Dang it!!! We've been having a George in the White House this whole time and it was the wrong George??? :lol: I like Carlin's Immigration Policy better!! Carlin for President!
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:27 PM
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I vote Carlin :mrgreen:
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Old 05-04-2007, 12:22 PM
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i have to agree with the rest of these guys. go carlin
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Old 05-04-2007, 03:28 PM
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Sounds Like a great plan to me!!
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:04 AM
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carlin is amazing., you got to go out and get his latest cd its called life is worth losing. he tells it like it is..
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:33 PM
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ive always like ol george he will let you know where you stand with him and what ever is on his mind! vote for carlin!!!!!!
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