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02-10-2012, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRabbit
Originally Posted by smokingwheels
What's the difference do loop until a = 127
and do loop until 127 = a ?
The Need For Speed....
and do loop until 127 = a ?
The Need For Speed....
http://www.stat.berkeley.edu/classes/s100/sas.pdf
02-11-2012, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by olds48
Originally Posted by TheRabbit
Originally Posted by smokingwheels
What's the difference do loop until a = 127
and do loop until 127 = a ?
The Need For Speed....
and do loop until 127 = a ?
The Need For Speed....
http://www.stat.berkeley.edu/classes/s100/sas.pdf
Google is a wonderfull thing for stupid people like me!!
I learned a long time ago if I don't know what somebody is talking about to google it and read about it before making myself look dummer. ( I know dummer is not an adjective. However, it was in a movie title so it must be ok to use it as one.)
BTW, I never figured out the answer. I just found what he was talking about.
02-12-2012, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by olds48
LOL Yeah i read page 25...still clueless! I ain't all edjookated lyke u is 
02-13-2012, 06:04 AM
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Ole, Sven & Lena
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to.... and there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news . Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to yer pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put yer fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to.... and there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news . Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to yer pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put yer fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."
05-07-2012, 07:46 PM
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?