Two Crocodiles

Old 09-30-2009, 04:20 AM
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Two Crocodiles Were sitting at the side of the swamp near
the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the
same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

"Democrats, same as you," replied the small Croc.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by
the Capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for
one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by
the leg, shake the shit out of Them and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time
you finish shaking the shit out of a Democrat, there's
nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
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