The impossible question to answer

Old 03-23-2008, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by slowmotion
If a barn has a peak running east to west, the wind is blowing out of the north, and a rooster lays an egg exactly on the peak, Which way will it roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do.

But if a hen layed the egg, it would roll south off the roof.
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by insane4fbodys
Your good, how about how many of each animal did moses take on the ark?
Moses was the guy with the stone tablets, Noah was the guy with the ark.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Tod74
Why do poor people smell like sour milk?

Glad to see some other Southpark fans. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:19 PM
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Yeap your right, but when read you get to think about it more then if someone just pops it off to you. So since you know that, how about, where was moses when the lights went off?
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:59 PM
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IN THE DARK!!
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Old 04-05-2008, 06:27 PM
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HAHAHA, correct. Too many old jokes here huh? :lol:
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Old 04-05-2008, 08:25 PM
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Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
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Old 04-05-2008, 08:42 PM
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If you dig a hole 3 Foot By 3 Foot and 3 foot deep how much dirt is in it.
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Old 04-06-2008, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by slowmotion
Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by rlmotorsports
If you dig a hole 3 Foot By 3 Foot and 3 foot deep how much dirt is in it.
none, if you dug the hole you took the dirt out...
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