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TheYellaBrick
05-08-2013, 05:43 PM
My Daughter walked into the family living room last night and said.
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, Iphone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the
Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone who wants it."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...

"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammed. We're going to work together on.
President Obama's reelection campaign.

itsabird
05-09-2013, 05:19 AM
Here he comes, elizabeth :lol:

Scooterz
05-09-2013, 07:47 AM
Oh yeah Dad... I forgot to tell you that everything I have said to you has been a lie. Muhammed & I are going to prom night now... our limo is here & I used your credit card.... you owe me anyways.

Harbone
05-09-2013, 10:08 AM
Oh yeah Dad... I forgot to tell you that everything I have said to you has been a lie. Muhammed & I are going to prom night now... our limo is here & I used your credit card.... you owe me anyways.

... and I am pregnant... :shock:

Swiley383
05-09-2013, 10:16 AM
and moving to IRAN

bjuice
05-09-2013, 02:49 PM
and moving to IRAN

Lol. . Swiley check ur pm inbox.