Southerners rule...no offense Northerners

[olds48]

Like I said,Notherners are cool,too. But......FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS



FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.







FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.







FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad







FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.







FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.







FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.







FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.







FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'







FRIENDS: will visit you in jail



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???







FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home







FRIENDS: have you on speed dial



SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized







FRIENDS: Are for a while.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.







FRIENDS: Might ignore this.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends





Which one are you?

[rabiddawg]

im a yankee
the southern seems a bit gay to me

[outlaw256]

that was great.im as southern as you can get.and i dont mean redneck either.but i dont think its northern or southern friends its true friends

[outlaw256]

hey rapiddawg,, you want to explain that comment

[kw89425]

southern all the way

[olds48]

hey rapiddawg,, you want to explain that comment Yeah,just out of curiosity,explain please.And outlaw,you're right about "true" friends.

[hollowayshotrods]

im a yankee
the southern seems a bit gay to me

That my friends, is flowing across the lips of a person from CONNECTICUT!! Talk about gay liberalism!! Next to Massachusetts, that is the most liberal state in the country!! A judge refused to send a pedophile to prison because he was to small to protect himself from the other inmates!! Anyone besides me remember that?

Seriously rabiddawg, just messin with you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: From MOST of your post I can see you really want to be like us down here. 8)

Just one more thing:

Have you ever heard a Southerner say " I am moving up north"?
Them northerners burn up the asphalt to move down here though!!

OK really, last thing:

Clean up the South, give a yankee a bus ticket home!! 8) :lol: :lol:

[rabiddawg]

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
sorry im not into hugging and kissing guys.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
real men dont cry they get even.

FRIENDS: will visit you in jail

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you ???
OKAY????
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
damn sounds like a sallyboy homemaker to me?
really up here we sneek in the beer at the hospital and a few hookers to cheer ya up.
hehe i like busting the southern guys.
hey just because you lost the war plz dont hold grudges will ya.
only joking BTW

[hollowayshotrods]

rabbidawg,
never took it any other way than a little ribbing between folks. Have a good day dude :!:

[suicidebomb]

Go home Neil Young, we'll remember. Southern man don't need you around anyhow!

[I972Nova]

I may be a yankee, but those things are how I am with my friends...

Another one for the Racetrack is...

Friends : will sell you a part at the track

Southern friends : will give you anything you need and help you put it on!

Thats me there, last weekend I almost missed the 3rd round becuase I was rewiring a guys ignition. We were the last 2 cars up there, but didnt have to race each other cause the car sittin on the bye ran me.

[olds48]

I think that's how most guys and girls are at the track.I've always had people,alot of whom I never met before,give me lots of help.I think racers are the best folks around,even if some of them are Yankees :lol: :lol: I shoulda changed "Southern" to "Good",but I didn't.Just copy and pasted.Thats what I get for being lazy..called gay :D :lol: JK Rabbiddawg :lol:

[outlaw256]

i was hoping you where just kidding around.i will admit it kinda burnt my a$$ when i first read it.but then i re-read that hug and kisses part and i can see where that could be misunderstood. by the way olds what DOES that part mean?
















































































































































































































































































i was hoping you where just kidding around.ill admit when i first read that it kinda burnt my a$$.but then i went back and re-read that hugs and kisses part.i can see where that could be misunderstood. by the way olds what the hello does that part mean? the southern way of life, there isnt any thing any better!!!!
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[john858]

i think its a gearhead thing,if your into cars you have friends(family) that you would do anything for & they would do the same.cool tread!!!