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Old 09-30-2009, 12:55 PM
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I bet you that he went through them SNIPER TREATMENTS and everything :lol: :lol:
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bluegrassjh
Originally Posted by DirkaDirka
Are you sure?? He is driving a FORD.
Uhhhh, we borrowed it from the neighbors. I think there's a bowtie underneith that oval.
And besides that, were used the Ford for target practice. Seems they're good for something after all. :lol:
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:09 PM
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A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need me some pertekshin.

How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?'

The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'

'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'
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