monkey and a cueball!!!!
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monkey and a cueball!!!!
A man and his pet monkey walked into a bar, while the man sat around drinkin and having a good time, the bar tender watched the monkey in amazement.
when it was time for the man to leave the bartender asked, watch your monkey. the man turned and watched the monkey and noticed he was pickin things up and eating them. when the monky picked the cueball up he gulped it up to so the man asked the bartender how much do i owe you for the things he has eatin.
the next friday the man walked in with his monkey again. when he sat down the bartender said watch that monkey now! why is he pickin them nuts, and candies up sticking them in his BUTT then eating them. he said if you had to digest a cue ball you start measuring things firt also..
when it was time for the man to leave the bartender asked, watch your monkey. the man turned and watched the monkey and noticed he was pickin things up and eating them. when the monky picked the cueball up he gulped it up to so the man asked the bartender how much do i owe you for the things he has eatin.
the next friday the man walked in with his monkey again. when he sat down the bartender said watch that monkey now! why is he pickin them nuts, and candies up sticking them in his BUTT then eating them. he said if you had to digest a cue ball you start measuring things firt also..