I was wondering if this joke sounded familiar......
08-29-2009, 05:58 PM
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I was wondering if this joke sounded familiar......
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
It should be Socialism though as that's where we're headed.
08-30-2009, 09:16 AM
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Socialism is where THEY want U.S. to go. It's up to WE the People to stop and prevent that from happening. We the People still own this country, NOT 'THEM'. It's time to stand up to the plate and swing as hard and accurately as we can Folks !
NEVER give up, in honor of those who have fought and died so we can live as we have. HONOR our warriors by defending OUR country from internal enemies. It is up to us as civilians to protect the homeland at home. We have a hard and difficult journey ahead. Stay focused on the mission and keep your cool. THEY will manufacture events and crisis that will TRY to push U.S. into doing violent and unprovoked, unwarranted actions to give THEM a reason to crack down on U.S..
You defeat your enemy by KNOWING your enemy. Do what they do not expect you to do, by turning the other cheek when they push. Push back by knowing the TRUTH.
Question with boldness - Hold to the TRUTH - Speak without Fear
NEVER give up, in honor of those who have fought and died so we can live as we have. HONOR our warriors by defending OUR country from internal enemies. It is up to us as civilians to protect the homeland at home. We have a hard and difficult journey ahead. Stay focused on the mission and keep your cool. THEY will manufacture events and crisis that will TRY to push U.S. into doing violent and unprovoked, unwarranted actions to give THEM a reason to crack down on U.S..
You defeat your enemy by KNOWING your enemy. Do what they do not expect you to do, by turning the other cheek when they push. Push back by knowing the TRUTH.
Question with boldness - Hold to the TRUTH - Speak without Fear
