US changing from the Eagle as our national emblem
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US changing from the Eagle as our national emblem
Our government today announced that is is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM: because it more accuratelly reflects the government's political stance .....
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of DICKS, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of DICKS, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!
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