MOPAR
05-18-2009, 02:46 PM
#32
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RACING JUNKIE
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Posts: 3,391
Here is neutral comment:
I like all hot rods, make, model, color, etc... I do not discriminate. All Hot Rods should be treated equally...
Lets face it, we are a dying breed of folks that need to stick together. If we don't, we will be taken over by Honda Civc's around the world with mona tips & lowering kits.
Therefore; I tell you my friends, we are all there is left of rubber burning, piston thumping, cam loping, wheel standing, fire breathing car freaks that must stick together in unity my brotheren.
I like all hot rods, make, model, color, etc... I do not discriminate. All Hot Rods should be treated equally...
Lets face it, we are a dying breed of folks that need to stick together. If we don't, we will be taken over by Honda Civc's around the world with mona tips & lowering kits.
Therefore; I tell you my friends, we are all there is left of rubber burning, piston thumping, cam loping, wheel standing, fire breathing car freaks that must stick together in unity my brotheren.
05-18-2009, 04:18 PM
#34
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Location: Abingdon,Virginia
Posts: 3,578
yeah i have been joking around with some of them, i bet they thing i am the meanest S.O.B that ahs been on here, but it has all been in fun, i'll quit now. :!: :!:
''JUST MY TWO CENT'S WORTH''
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''JUST MY TWO CENT'S WORTH''
http://www.racingjunk.com/profile/163312
05-18-2009, 06:37 PM
#35
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RACING JUNKIE
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ILLINOIS
Posts: 2,190
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY QUIT NOW :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I THINK I MIGHT PUT A 500 CADI IN MY RANCHERO--HONESTLY 8) 8) I FOUND A 500 HORSE/ NITROUS ENGINE [IT HAS BEEN DYNOED AND THAT IS ALL THE TIME IT HAS]--NOT 35 MILES FROM ME THAT I SUPPOSE TO CHECK ON THIS WEEKEND
IT WOULD JUST BE DIFFERENT
ops: :x :x :xIT IS NOT A CHEVY!!!!! IF I CAN GET SOME TRACTION :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
LET YOU KNOW
I THINK I MIGHT PUT A 500 CADI IN MY RANCHERO--HONESTLY 8) 8) I FOUND A 500 HORSE/ NITROUS ENGINE [IT HAS BEEN DYNOED AND THAT IS ALL THE TIME IT HAS]--NOT 35 MILES FROM ME THAT I SUPPOSE TO CHECK ON THIS WEEKEND
IT WOULD JUST BE DIFFERENT
ops: :x :x :xIT IS NOT A CHEVY!!!!! IF I CAN GET SOME TRACTION :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: LET YOU KNOW
05-18-2009, 07:15 PM
#36
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MASTER JOURNEYMAN
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: eden, nc
Posts: 36
I like all hot rods, make, model, color, etc... I do not discriminate. All Hot Rods should be treated equally...
Lets face it, we are a dying breed of folks that need to stick together. If we don't, we will be taken over by Honda Civc's around the world with mona tips & lowering kits.
Therefore; I tell you my friends, we are all there is left of rubber burning, piston thumping, cam loping, wheel standing, fire breathing car freaks that must stick together in unity my brotheren.[/quote]
AMEN
Lets face it, we are a dying breed of folks that need to stick together. If we don't, we will be taken over by Honda Civc's around the world with mona tips & lowering kits.
Therefore; I tell you my friends, we are all there is left of rubber burning, piston thumping, cam loping, wheel standing, fire breathing car freaks that must stick together in unity my brotheren.[/quote]
AMEN
05-19-2009, 02:11 AM
#37
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Location: falkville al
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man dont quit now! i wrote all these good ones down to hang in the shop. i like em. they is funny!!!! scooter is so right.when you can find more 22rs in the yards and in peoples shop floors than a 350 chevy something is changing.and it aint good!! i love all the american v8s. theres a built 304 amc engine on craigslist in my area. been tring to get hold of the owner. i dont own any amc products, but i know where theres a good pacer bodyat lol.keep up the good pokin fun at jokes guys. thats all we will have left in the coming years.
05-19-2009, 08:13 AM
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Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
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BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
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BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon
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Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.
Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
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Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside
Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
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Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
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Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
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Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked
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Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
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Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
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Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often
Plymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VW: Very Worthless
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
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BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
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wanted to make sure i dint miss none so theres proly alot of repeats
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon
Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.
Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside
Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often
Plymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VW: Very Worthless
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
E.F.I.: Extra F*cking Insurance
BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.
wanted to make sure i dint miss none so theres proly alot of repeats