You might be a redneck if......
09-30-2009, 01:45 PM
#42
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Originally Posted by bluegrassjh
Originally Posted by DirkaDirka
Are you sure?? He is driving a FORD.
09-30-2009, 03:09 PM
#43
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Redneck Joke
A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need me some pertekshin.
How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?'
The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'
'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'
to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need me some pertekshin.
How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?'
The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'
'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'
