Recycled Parrot

Old 09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said,
'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
Prostitution & sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any
way.

She took it home & hung the bird's cage up in her living room & waited
for it to say something.


The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new
madam.'

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's
really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw & said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls & the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how & where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him & said,

'Hi Keith' :shock:
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:13 PM
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A parrot with the memory of an elephant
:shock: ops: ops:
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:38 PM
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DOH!!!!!!! :lol:
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:26 PM
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:34 PM
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:lol: caught in the act of ill repute :lol: ( that might not be right??)
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