The impossible question to answer
03-23-2008, 05:56 PM
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If a barn has a peak running east to west, the wind is blowing out of the north, and a rooster lays an egg exactly on the peak, Which way will it roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do.
But if a hen layed the egg, it would roll south off the roof.
03-23-2008, 05:59 PM
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Your good, how about how many of each animal did moses take on the ark?
Moses was the guy with the stone tablets, Noah was the guy with the ark.
03-27-2008, 06:12 PM
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Why do poor people smell like sour milk?
Glad to see some other Southpark fans. :lol: :lol: :lol:
04-05-2008, 03:19 PM
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Yeap your right, but when read you get to think about it more then if someone just pops it off to you. So since you know that, how about, where was moses when the lights went off?
04-05-2008, 04:59 PM
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Moses
IN THE DARK!!
04-05-2008, 06:27 PM
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HAHAHA, correct. Too many old jokes here huh? :lol:
04-05-2008, 08:25 PM
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Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
04-05-2008, 08:42 PM
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If you dig a hole 3 Foot By 3 Foot and 3 foot deep how much dirt is in it.
04-06-2008, 06:48 AM
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Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside
04-06-2008, 09:55 AM
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If you dig a hole 3 Foot By 3 Foot and 3 foot deep how much dirt is in it.
none, if you dug the hole you took the dirt out...
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