cats testicals

Old 02-23-2008, 09:28 PM
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Default cats testicals

somebody needs to start matchin me joke for joke. it startin to get boring in here!!!!

One day a fireman was washing his fire engine and conscious of someone behind him turned round to see a little boy with a fireman’s outfit on sitting in a liitle cart he had painted red.He had a rope tied round a dogs neck and a rope tied round a cats testicles.The fireman said to the boy that his cart would go faster if he tied the rope that was round the cats testicles round the cats neck.The little boy thought for a moment and told the fireman the cart would go faster but then he wouldn’t have a siren.
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Two rattlesnakes were crawling down a path when one asked the other one "Are we poisonous?" the other one said of course, Why? The first snake said "I just bit my tongue!!!" :shock: :lol:

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