perks
#1
Senior Member
RACING JUNKIE
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: EastWenatchee,WA
Posts: 887
perks
PERKS OF BEING near 50
1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limit s as challenges.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
into
the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National
Weather Service.
*17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable
size.**
**19. You can't remember who sent you this list** . **
1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limit s as challenges.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks
into
the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National
Weather Service.
*17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable
size.**
**19. You can't remember who sent you this list** . **
#4
Member
MASTER JOURNEYMAN
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: yelm,wa
Posts: 46
ahh darn what was i gonna say again . HONEY where are my glasses i can't see what that one guy from ....... EAHHH that guy with the blue truck wrote something and i had something i was gonna say type ....... I wonder if theres videos on here? lol :lol:
#7
Senior Member
MASTER BUILDER
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Faribault, Mn.
Posts: 227
Originally Posted by fastbowtie
Thanks for posting this sbib I was gonna but I forgot where I put it :roll:
Its so true
Its so true
.....what were we talking about again?...