1st grade humor
10-13-2007, 08:27 AM
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1st grade humor
1st grade humor
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of
the proverb.
Their insight may surprise you.
Don't bite the hand that.............. looks dirty
No news is................................impossible
A miss is as good as a............... .. Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new..........math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll........stink in the morning
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of
the proverb.
Their insight may surprise you.
Don't bite the hand that.............. looks dirty
No news is................................impossible
A miss is as good as a............... .. Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new..........math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll........stink in the morning
