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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    LOLOLOLOL !!!

    Jay Leno has the highest ratings of any late-night show, but his politically correct network is getting rid of him!

    So now he has nothing to lose by going for the jokes that others dare not tell . . .







    "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to
    get audited by the IRS."



    On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans -
    now we have one."


    On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has
    to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House."



    On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really wants to
    close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors
    will be shut in a month."



    Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: "Remember in
    the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?"



    On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too busy not
    knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS."



    "The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the
    subject."


    "It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually
    going through everybody's phone calls and records."



    "It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the
    fifth."



    "Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told
    you so!'"



    "These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya
    are now saying he's 100 percent American - that's how bad it's gotten."



    On Obama's commencement address: "He told the young graduates their future
    is bright unless, of course, they want jobs."



    On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: "The only way
    to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official
    report on Benghazi."



    On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: "They took 'Don't Ask,
    Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House."
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
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    Leno is one of my favorites. I watch the monologue only and the "HEADLINES"

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE TheYellaBrick's Avatar
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    It's refreshing to see that Jay ( a HARDcore gearhead) is also a Conservative. When he was under the thumb of that contract, he tended to 'be' more liberal in his jokes.
    TRUTH is HATE
    to those who
    HATE TRUTH

    God Bless our folks in uniform
    "We the People, have your backs"
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    hell he should do like oprah and start his own network.id sign up for it in a heartbeat....

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    DD sad thing is those aren't jokes and even worse is all the Obamacare stuff Leno didn't mention.
    I agree with Todd about Leno. He's the only one I watch and that's not often.


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