ADULTS ONLY - Which stage are YOU in ?!
06-20-2013, 07:29 PM
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ADULTS ONLY - Which stage are YOU in ?!
S_x Stages in a relationship
The 1st kind of s_x is called .. Smurf S_x. This kind of s_x happens when you first meet someone and you both have s_x until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of s_x is called .. Kitchen S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have s_x anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of s_x is called ... Bedroom S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for along time. Your s_x has gotten routine and you usually have s_x only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of s_x is called ... Hallway S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F_ck You.'
The 5th kind of s_x is called ... Religious S_x. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom S_x. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last but not least ..
The 7th kind of s_x is called ... Social Security S_x. You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN….I have enough problems of my own !!!
The 1st kind of s_x is called .. Smurf S_x. This kind of s_x happens when you first meet someone and you both have s_x until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of s_x is called .. Kitchen S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have s_x anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of s_x is called ... Bedroom S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for along time. Your s_x has gotten routine and you usually have s_x only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of s_x is called ... Hallway S_x. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F_ck You.'
The 5th kind of s_x is called ... Religious S_x. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom S_x. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last but not least ..
The 7th kind of s_x is called ... Social Security S_x. You get a little each month but not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN….I have enough problems of my own !!!
