YIKES.........
05-08-2013, 05:43 PM
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YIKES.........
My Daughter walked into the family living room last night and said.
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, Iphone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the
Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone who wants it."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammed. We're going to work together on.
President Obama's reelection campaign.
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, Iphone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the
Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone who wants it."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammed. We're going to work together on.
President Obama's reelection campaign.
05-09-2013, 07:47 AM
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Oh yeah Dad... I forgot to tell you that everything I have said to you has been a lie. Muhammed & I are going to prom night now... our limo is here & I used your credit card.... you owe me anyways.
05-09-2013, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooterz
Oh yeah Dad... I forgot to tell you that everything I have said to you has been a lie. Muhammed & I are going to prom night now... our limo is here & I used your credit card.... you owe me anyways.
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