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    On a lighter note.....

    Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
    Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
    I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
    My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

    Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
    I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
    The frame is bent, the muffler went, the r
    ad...
    io's okay.
    Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

    I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
    I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
    Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
    I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

    Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
    I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
    The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
    Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

    Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
    People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
    I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
    Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

    Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
    I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
    The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
    Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!
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