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  1. #1
    Member CRAFTSMAN
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Goodyear, AZ 85338


    How lucky we are.


    Men Are Just Happier People--

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can never be pregnant.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one
    is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks and engines.. A five-day vacation requires only
    one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

    No wonder men are happier.
    Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
    reading it

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    Senior Member MASTER BUILDER
    Join Date
    Nov 2005


    That's soooo true ,and funny as heck.!!!!!!
    Go Fast_Have fun

    Greg Farmer

  3. #3
    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    san antonio, texas
    amen :wink:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    orland pk il
    :lol: :wink:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    To quote my girlfriend's father,and he was serious as a heart attack, during a conversation in which my girlfriend and her mother were crucifying her brother(behind his back) for being a "filthy pig" :roll:

    "Son,their clean...and OUR clean, is different." :lol:

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    Senior Member RACING JUNKIE
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    kingsport tn
    Men are like....

    1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
    2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
    8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

    Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

    as sent to me by my own mother ofter i forwarded the first post
    Sam Wood

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